UK braced for heavy and persistent rumours of snow
Britain is about to be hit by the most severe blizzard of winter weather alerts ever seen, mediaologists have warned. With temperatures hovering around 7°C, newsrooms across the country have
Manston airport saga takes unexpected turn
Two passenger airplanes have been circling the skies above Thanet, north east Kent, for three weeks waiting for clearance to land at Manston airport, it has emerged. PanAmanian flight BSE227A
English market town hit by severe flood of Bulgarians
Thousands of Bulgarians have braved dangerously stormy conditions across the UK’s right-wing media to fulfil their long-held dream of visiting Newport Pagnell. Despite windy, anti-immigration rhetoric, an estimated 80,000 Bulgarian
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Michael Gove-themed adult toy designed to bridge gap between electorate and education secretary
A Michael Gove-themed fisting device is being launched so that ordinary people can get as up themselves as the education secretary. The Govegasmotron, which doubles as a children’s rattle, lights
Fear of socialism still keeps 10% of Americans awake at night, study finds
Millions of ordinary Americans feel an all-pervading sense of impending doom over “the world’s all-too-likely surrender to socialism”, it has been revealed. Up to a third of the US population
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Broadstairs survives Hurricane Katrina storm surge
The terrifying tidal surge that hit the Thanet coast at Broadstairs on Thursday evening was the work of Hurricane Katrina, scientists have revealed. Though it was back in 2005 that
Credit rating agency downgrades own stock to junk status and admits: ‘We’re crap’
In a move which has shaken the global financial industry to its very foundations, a leading credit rating agency has today downgraded its own stock to junk status. The agency
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Unexpected item in blagging area
Staying on top of your weekly supermarket shop is tough enough for us common people in these difficult times. But imagine how tough it is if you’re Chancellor of the
Bank ‘run by the poor for the poor’ set to shake up UK financial sector
Thousands of unemployed people and low-paid workers could be taken off welfare benefits thanks to the proposed launch of a major new bank run by the poor for the poor.
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Boris Johnson: ‘Cornflake test proves case for glaring social inequalities’
The ranks of wealthy people who might outwardly seem a bit dim “really aren’t as thick as pig shit” after all, according to London Mayor Boris Johnson in a speech
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